The trouble with personal ads

Titled: Katelyn please get in touch with me- m4w (kentucky)
Text: Katelyn, this is Jim from Denver. I am looking for you.
I want you back in my life. I will even come to you if you
Find me & want me back. Please let's be together again.

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Titled: Some other Katelyn- w4m ((she might be in tiger))
Text: I am not your Katelyn, but the moment's delusion
That you might have been, in fact, my "Jim"
Was worth the weight of reality setting in...